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An Eggcellent Easter Eggstravaganza
Moko is getting into the Easter spirit! He's put on a Kezzerdrix costume and delivered dozens of eggs to the Cranial Insertion offices. Come find out what we're doing with this eggcess of oval things and join us in this week's egg-centric episode of Cranial Insertion!
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To Seventeen Years!
Happy birthday to us! To celebrate we are bringing down the house with another set of answers to those burning rules questions you have! The only problem we have is to figure out who gave Moko access to the lighters. So join us for a red hot celebration in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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In the Real World
Playing in the real world back from the throws of VR, we take on those pesky rules questions you have! So join in in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Photo Finish
Once again we are taking you on a journey through Ixalan. Our runners are neck and neck! Asking all their rules questions and we are replying as fast and furiously as we possibly can! Though watch out for some of those flying zombie monkey parts. So join us for the exciting conclusion to your rules questions in this week's edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Let's Do the Time Warp Again!
At it once again warping around the multiverse in search of the perfect storm of rules questions to answer! So join us in song and dance for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Now with more callbacks, just watch out for the Meatloaf.
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Red, White, and Blue
or, Happy Fourth of JulyIt's Independence Day in the United States of America! Light some fireworks, grab a burger and a cold beverage, and join us as we celebrate the United States' birthday in this star-spangled edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Marching into March
Join us as we forge ahead springing into warmer waters. This week we continue with a bouquet of the rules questions and answers that you have come to know and love! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Kaboom!
Kaboom! Join us this week for this exploding edition of Cranial Insertion! Kaboom!
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Deck the Lists
or, 1x Fa 8x LaThe halls here at the Cranial Insertion offices are full with boughs of holly. While Moko is shrieking out Yule tide carols. Join us for this weeks joyful edition chock full of tidings, rules questions, and answers!
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Waiting for Avacyn
Still waiting for Avacyn Restored? Want to know what is in the Hellvaults? Well, so do we! In the meantime join us once again in our pre-prerelease article partying with all of the usual rules questions you know and love!
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There are Games Besides Magic?
Come take some time away from dragon slaying and read about some other creature types! It is time for Cranial Insertion with all the rules fun you can handle!
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WURBG, but More WUR Today
WUR are popular colors in the US. And France. And Russia...
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Profane Commander
or, I hope MaRo didn't think of that oneThe most profane commander is actually Reveka, Wizard Savant. Little lady has a dirty mouth.
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Banana Equivalent Dosage
or, Potassium-40 Makes You SmartHappy Bananaversary!
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A Valentine's Day Bouquet of Questions
or, This Article Brought to You by the Color Pink (0 Comments)Translations: English
It's the End of the Year as We Know It
or, The Magic New Year Is Really in October (0 Comments)Translations: English